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Disney Memes That Will Ruin Your Childhood. Unless you have spent the last 8. Disney. Generations of young girls and boys alike have been raised on the wholesome, family- friendly entertainment endlessly being churned out by the Mouse Factory.

However, returning to these beloved classics as an adult can be a far different experience than when we were pestering our parents to watch them for the thousandth time. Namely, we’ve come to realize they were not all sunshine, fairy dust, and happy endings. Made all the more twisted if we are to believe the incredibly dark fan theories floating around out there. Below we have compiled some of the more eye- opening memes to have graced the Internet showing just how non- innocent our childhoods were. Watch The Quiet Ones Online Forbes there. Don’t worry, these won’t entirely ruin these movies for you, just add a new layer of disturbing nuance to them that you can share either now or in the future with your kids. Though we can’t guarantee you’ll look back at your own childhood the same way ever again. Here we go! Here are 1.

Disney Memes That Will Ruin Your Childhood. Pocahontas deserved better. It’s no surprise that Disney took some creative liberties in turning a story filled with Native Americans, colonialism, and an ostentatious pug into G- rated fare. But that doesn’t make the Romeo and Juliet- esque romp around the river bend by Pocahontas’ two main characters any less gross when viewed through the killjoy lens of historical accuracy. Textbooks reveal Pocahontas was around 1.

John Smith, which sheds a whole new light on their creepy makeout session. Of course, Disney also wisely left out the part where Pocahontas is captured, changed her name to Rebecca, and married some rando English dude who she presumedly lived a terrible life with until dying at 2. Maybe somethings are better left on the cutting room floor. Dead Girl In a Forest? He’d Kiss That. When Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs premiered in 1.

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Disney films. But tear away the nostalgia and you’ll find one of the company’s most twisted tales. Seriously, the whole plot revolves around a crazy middle aged woman trying to murder a 1. Thankfully there’s a necrophiliac around to save the day. Equally as fortunate is that her supposed seven dwarf friends decided to dump her body in the middle of a forest for any weirdo to happen upon. With that, the stage was set for the film’s grand finale when the Prince trots by and for no apparent reason decides to make out with the dead body of Snow White.

Love Is Blind, and So Is Prince Charming. Ah yes, Cinderella. The classic tale of a wayward hot girl toiling through hardship only to find salvation in the arms of an equally hot guy. The message is clear: everyone deserves a chance to be with the man of their dreams. But take a look again, Prince Charming might not be as charming as we all originally thought. When Prince Charming and Cinderella first lock eyes during the palace ball, it was love at first site. They danced, sang, and walked over a bridge, truly a night never to forget – unless you’re Prince Charming, who, when Cinderella suddenly runs off, immediately forgets what she looks like.

To make up for his obliviousness, he has to go around touching the unwashed feet of every woman in the kingdom. So let’s get this straight, this supposedly charming Prince spends an entire evening looking into the eyes of the girl of his dreams and come the next morning, he can’t remember her face? It all begs the question, was he really looking at her eyes? Because Who Wants to Look at Ugly Animals? As kids growing up, we all loved the animals that Disney brought to life on the big screen. We laughed with them, we cried with them, and we felt things we never knew we could feel with them. But why? Certainly not because their stories were all that compelling.

Seriously, The Lady and the Tramp is about two dogs avoiding the pound and eating spaghetti. This melodrama happens in the backyard of every pet owner everyday. So why did we care so much about these anamorphic animals? It was because they were hot. Right up there with princess shenanigans, catchy ballads, and parental death, sexing up animals is a staple of the Disney formula. Especially in their early films.

O’Malley made you want to move to France and find a cat to pet. Pongo was a totally dashing Dalmatian. Miss Bianca’s accent made hearts flutter. And then there’s the female romantic interest from The Fox and the Hound. Her name was Vixey for fox sake! Watch Jagged Edge Torent Free more.

It’s amazing the majority of us grew up normal. King of the Jungle and Languages. Disney logic is truly a thing to marvel. Elsa’s ice powers can’t pass through a glove, but have no problem going through her shoes. Donald Duck does not wear pants, yet feels exposed when his jacket is off.

Tarzan is raised by a troop of apes in the jungle, yet swings around clean shaven. Do not try to understand it, just let it happen and everything will go down a whole heck of lot easier. Speaking of Tarzan, how about that accent? Jane and every other human he has ever come into contact with is British, and as such, speaks with a British accent. Yet somehow, Tarzan miraculously sounds like he is from the United States. It’s like white washing, only with America. Disney logic. 1. 0. Be Our Hostage. Nothing says love like being locked away in a castle forever with an egotistical mutant buffalo.

What kid didn’t think the situation Belle found herself in during Beauty and the Beast was a little odd, or the speed with which she opened herself to bestiality a little off putting? At the time, however, these were just vague notions of something amiss that were quickly brushed aside by smooth talking candle sticks and yellow puffy dresses. Now we know better.

Now we know Belle was delusional. Beauty and the Beast is a textbook case of a victim falling in love with their captor after enduring an endless string of abuse. Beast is constantly screaming in Belle’s face, refuses to let her eat unless she’s in his presence, and psychologically manipulates her by ensuring she can never she her father again, only to show him to her at the worst possible moment in a hand mirror. All of this is then countered in true Pavlovian style with some truly outlandish gifts like an entire library. Watch it again and see, Beauty and the Beast isn’t a tale as old as time, it’s a PSA on the very real dangers of Stockholm Syndrome. Who’s That Creep Knocking at My Window.

When we talk about Peter Pan, we immediately think of a young boy who refused to grow up and had a blast as a result. Young or old, who doesn’t wish they could do the same? But re- watch 1. 95. Peter Pan today and you will quickly realize that Pan was a real brat, and worse, a kidnapper. Think about it, Peter Pan spies on children, then climbs through their windows uninvited, sprinkles them with some kind of amphetamine, and flies them off into outer space where no one can ever find them. Anyway you look at it, Pan definitely didn’t get the permission of Wendy, Michael, and John’s parents to go to Neverland, and we’re pretty sure they would be none too pleased to find out this elf and his scantly clad sidekick were watching their kids sleep at night, not to mention enlisting them to take part in a centuries long war between pirates, mermaids, and stereotypical Native Americans. As adults, we now know better.

If a mean- spirited kid ranting crazy things about his shadow knocks on your window, tell him to get a move on right after leaving behind his bag of white powder. Prince Eric’s Guide to Getting a Woman. This situation in reality would more than likely result in a call to the police, and concerted effort to find where the poor distraught girl came from. In the world of Disney however, you ask no questions, bring her back to your castle, instantly provide her with clothes that perfectly match her size and propose a few days later. Because that’s how love happens.

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